The Miller's mother
had taken a great deal of trouble off his hands which now fell into
them. She took in all the small bags of grist which the country-folk
brought to be ground, and kept account of them, and spoke civilly to the
customers, big and little. But these small matters irritated the Miller.
"I may be the slave of all the old women in the country-side," said he;
"but I won't--they shall see that I won't."
So he put up a notice to say that he would only receive grist at a
certain hour on certain days. Now, but a third of the old women could
read the notice, and they did not attend to it. People came as before;
but the Miller locked the door of the mill and sat in the counting-house
and chuckled.
"My good friend," said his neighbours, "you can't do business in this
way. If a man lives by trade, he must serve his customers. And a Miller
must take in grist when it comes to the mill."
"Others may if they please," said the Miller; "but I won't. When I make
a rule, I stick to it."
"Take advice, man, or you'll be ruined," said his friends.
"I won't," said the Miller.
In a few weeks all the country-folk turned their donkeys' heads towards
the windmill on the heath. It was a little farther to go, but the
Windmiller took custom when it came to him, gave honest measure, and
added civil words gratis.
The other Miller was ruined.
"All you can do now is to leave the mill while you can pay the rent, and
try another trade," said his friends.
"I won't," said the Miller. "Shall I be turned out of the house where I
was born, because the country-folk are fools?"
However, he could not pay the rent, and the landlord found another
tenant.
"You must quit," said he to the Miller.
"That I won't," said the Miller, "not for fifty new tenants."
So the landlord sent for the constables, and he was carried out, which
is not a dignified way of changing one's residence. But then it is not
easy to be obstinate and dignified at the same time.
His wrath against the landlord knew no bounds.
"Was there ever such a brute?" he cried. "Would any man of spirit hold
his home at the whim of a landlord? I'll never rent another house as
long as I live."
"But you must live somewhere," said his friends.
"I won't," said the Miller.
He was no longer a young man, and the new tenant pitied him.
"The poor old fellow is out of his senses," he said. And he let him
sleep in one of his barns. One of the mill cats found out that there was
a new warm bed in this barn, and she came and lived there too, and kept
away the mice.
One night, however, Mrs. Pussy disturbed the Miller's rest. She was in
and out of the window constantly, and meowed horribly into the bargain.
"It seems a man can't even sleep in peace," said the Miller. "If this
happens again, you'll go into the mill-race to sing to the fishes."
The next night the cat was still on the alert, and the following morning
the Miller tied a stone round her neck, and threw her into the water.
"Oh, spare the poor thing, there's a good soul," said a bystander.
"I won't," said the Miller. "I told her what would happen."
When his back was turned, however, the bystander got Pussy out, and took
her home with him.
Now the cat was away, the mice could play; and they played hide-and seek
over the Miller's nightcap.
It came to such a pass that there was no rest to be had.
"I won't go to bed, I declare I won't," said the Miller. So he sat up
all night in an arm-chair, and threw everything he could lay his hands
on at the corners where he heard the mice scuffling, till the place was
topsy-turvy.
Towards morning he lit a candle and dressed himself. He was in a
terrible humor; and when he began to shave, his hand shook and he cut
himself. The draughts made the flame of the candle unsteady too, and the
shadow of the Miller's nose (which was a large one) fell in uncertain
shapes upon his cheeks, and interfered with the progress of the razor.
At first he thought he would wait till daylight. Then his temper got the
better of him.
"I won't," he said, "I won't; why should I?"
So he began again. He held on by his nose to steady his cheeks, and he
gave it such a spiteful pinch that the tears came into his eyes.
"Matters have come to a pretty pass, when a man's own nose is to stand
in his light," said he.
By and by a gust of wind came through the window. Up flared the candle,
and the shadow of the Miller's nose danced half over his face, and the
razor gashed his chin.
Transported with fury, he struck at it before he could think what he was
doing. The razor was very sharp, and the tip of the Miller's nose came
off as clean as his whiskers.
When daylight came, and he saw himself in the glass, he resolved to
leave the place.
"I won't stay here to be a laughing-stock," said he.
As he trudged out on to the highway, with his bundle on his back, the
Baron met him and pitied him. He dismounted from his horse, and leading
it up to the Miller, he said:
"Friend, you are elderly to be going far afoot. I will lend you my mare
to take you to your destination. When you are there, knot the reins and
throw them on her shoulder, saying, 'Home!' She will then return to me.
But mark one thing,--she is not used to whip or spur. Humor her, and she
will carry you well and safely."
The Miller mounted willingly enough, and set forward. At first the mare
was a little restive. The Miller had no spurs on, but, in spite of the
Baron's warning, he kicked her with his heels. On this, she danced till
the Miller's hat and bundle flew right and left, and he was very near to
following them.
"Ah, you vixen!" he cried. "You think I'll humor you as the Baron does.
But I won't--no, you shall see that I won't!" And gripping his
walking-stick firmly in his hand, he belabored the Baron's mare as if
she had been a donkey.
On which she sent the Miller clean over her head, and cantered back to
the castle; and wherever it was that he went to, he had to walk.
He never returned to his native village, and everybody was glad to be
rid of him. One must bear and forbear with his neighbors, if he hopes to
be regretted when he departs.
But my grandmother says that long after the mill had fallen into ruin,
the story was told as a warning to willful children of the Miller who
cut off his nose to spite his own face.