In days when ogres
were still the terror of certain districts, there was one who had long
kept a whole neighborhood in fear without any one daring to dispute his
tyranny.
By thefts and exactions, by heavy ransoms from merchants too old and
tough to be eaten, in one way and another, the Ogre had become very
rich; and although those who knew could tell of huge cellars full of
gold and jewels, and yards and barns groaning with the weight of stolen
goods, the richer he grew the more anxious and covetous he became.
Moreover, day by day, he added to his stores; for though (like most
ogres) he was as stupid as he was strong, no one had ever been found, by
force or fraud, to get the better of him.
What he took from the people was not their heaviest grievance. Even to
be killed and eaten by him was not the chance they thought of most. A
man can die but once; and if he is a sailor, a shark may eat him, which
is not so much better than being devoured by an ogre. No, that was not
the worst. The worst was this--he would keep getting married. And as he
liked little wives, all the short women lived in fear and dread. And as
his wives always died very soon, he was constantly courting fresh ones.
Some said he ate his wives; some said he tormented, and others, that he
only worked them to death. Everybody knew it was not a desirable match,
and yet there was not a father who dare refuse his daughter if she were
asked for. The Ogre only cared for two things in a woman--he liked her
to be little, and a good housewife.
Now it was when the Ogre had just lost his twenty-fourth wife (within
the memory of man) that these two qualities were eminently united in the
person of the smallest and most notable woman of the district, the
daughter of a certain poor farmer. He was so poor that he could not
afford properly to dower his daughter, who had in consequence remained
single beyond her first youth. Everybody felt sure that Managing Molly
must now be married to the Ogre. The tall girls stretched themselves
till they looked like maypoles, and said, "Poor thing!" The slatterns
gossiped from house to house, the heels of their shoes clacking as they
went, and cried that this was what came of being too thrifty.
And sure enough, in due time, the giant widower came to the farmer as he
was in the field looking over his crops, and proposed for Molly there
and then. The farmer was so much put out that he did not know what he
said in reply, either when he was saying it, or afterwards, when his
friends asked about it. But he remembered that the Ogre had invited
himself to sup at the farm that day week.
Managing Molly did not distress herself at the news.
"Do what I bid you, and say as I say," said she to her father, "and if
the Ogre does not change his mind, at any rate you shall not come
empty-handed out of the business."
By his daughter's desire the farmer now procured a large number of
hares, and a barrel of white wine, which expenses completely emptied his
slender stocking, and on the day of the Ogre's visit, she made a
delicious and savory stew with the hares in the biggest pickling tub,
and the wine-barrel was set on a bench near the table.