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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. --------Michael L  Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ---------Wendell Johnson It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. --------Weinberg Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. --------F Lebowitz The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. --------Robert Frost The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. --------Franklin P. Jones We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? -------Jean Cocturan It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. ------Jerry Seinfeld

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