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101Kidz :
Holidays :
Christmas
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Jokes
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One
Liners
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the
usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why does Santa have a garden?
So he can HO!HO!HO!
What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care,
I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air.
Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer
and an Irish setter?
The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get??
Missile toe!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What did Santa Claus to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
"Okay everybody! Time to hit the sack!"
Why does Scrooge love all of Santa's reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
Did Adam celebrate Christmas in the garden of Eden?
Sure, haven't you ever heard of Christmas Eve?
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll.
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who likes to drink reindeer milk every morning for breakfast?
A baby reindeer.
If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, what is
the day after Christmas called?
December 26th.
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
Why does Santa Claus put coal in the stockings of bad little
boys and girls?
Because heating oil would leak out the bottom.
What is a big as Santa but weighs less than a feather?
Santa's shadow.
Why won't Santa eat Twinkies?
He would rather eat Ho-Hos.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y".
What happens when a Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?
You get a Pointsetter.
What is red and white and black all over?
Santa Claus covered in ashes.
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