Some Q's
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there ! 
Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
Pupil: Stale ! 
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines ! 
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it ! 
Teacher: What are you reading ?
Pupil: I don't know
Teacher: But your reading aloud ?
Pupil: But I'm not listening ! 
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Pupil: Me !



Children Talk
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. 
The teacher was asking them all questions: 
'Navin, what noise does a cow make?'
'It goes moo.' 
'Rimi, what noise does a cat make?' 
'It goes meow.' 
'John, what sound does a lamb make?' 
'It goes baaa.' 
'Madhu, what sound does a mouse make?' 
'Ummm... It goes click!'

Smart Girl
Teacher: Now,Madhu.How many fingers have you?
Madhu: Ten.
Teacher: Right.Now if you lost four of them in an accident,what would you have?
Madhu: No more piano lessons.



One Rupee
Teacher: If you had one ruppee and you asked your father for more, how many 
rupees would you have? 
Vicky: One rupee. 
Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. 
Vicky(sadly): You don't know my father.


Water 
A Teacher asked to write a chemical symbol for water.
A Student Wrote in his note book 'HIJKLMNO'
Teacher saw that and asked, 'Why are you writing like this?'
Student replied, 'Yesterday you only told that chemical symbol of water is 
'H to O'(H2O).


Maths Joke
 
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? 
Pupil: 4 
Teacher: That's good. 
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect! 
Teacher: If 1 1=2 and 2 2=4, what is 4 4? 
Pupil: That's not fair! 
Teacher: How much is half of 8? 
Pupil: Up and down or across? 
Teacher: What do you mean? 
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!


Homework
Student : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? 
Teacher : Of course not. 
Student : Good, because I didn't do my homework.