Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers!  Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter terat? A: Jelly bones! Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes hippity-boom, hippity-boom? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? A: You need an eggsplanation! Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer! Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets! Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Colored scrambled eggs! Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs! Q: What did one colored egg say to the other? A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!' Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? A: The Easter Barney! Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A: They lived hoppily ever after! Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? A: The Oyster Bunny! Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? A: One to three for breaking and entering. Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean? A: It's pretty hard to swallow! Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? A: It's a tender tail! Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.  Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?  Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?  Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?  A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!  Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?  A: He was a little chicken!  Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?  A: Because he was eggo-centric!  Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?  A: It has four rabbits' feet  Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?  A: A bunion  Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?  A: Join the Hare Force.  Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?  A: Egghead!  Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?  A: A hare-net.  Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?  A: Make it wait for three hours!  Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?  A: Cheer up!  Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?  A: A hot cross bunny.  Q: How do you post a bunny?  A: Hare mail

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