101Kidz : Holidays : April Fool's Day : Puns
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Funny Puns

  • A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said
    'No change yet'.

  • What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

  • He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

  • The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative.

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  • He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

  • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • Prison walls are never built to scale.

  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  • At a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'.

  • He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

  • Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

  • When chemists die, we barium.

  • The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

  • A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

  • He'd never gone hunting but decided to give it a shot.

  • A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

  • Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

  • Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.

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