Funny Puns Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. A radio personality in a parade gave a short wave Those who defy the agent of death will face Grim Reaper-cussions. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. If money talks, why do we need bank tellers? A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny. If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?  Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground. The eagles club formed an add hawk committee. The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap. After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer. Old milkmaids never die, they just kick the bucket.

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