Working For Puns I used to assemble new automobiles, but then I retired. I used to be a ballet dancer, but found it too-too difficult. I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work. I used to be a blackjack host, but was offered a better deal. I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea. I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored. I used to work at a diet center, but then the staff was down-sized. I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky. I used to work for H&R Block, but it was just too taxing. I used to be a part-time hairdresser, but opted for something more permanent. I used to be a Hollywood agent, but then I promoted myself. I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations. I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe. I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of defeat. I used to sell ovens, but then I was fired. I used to be a printer, but never made a good impression. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained. I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me. I used to be a taxi driver, but found I couldn't hack it. I used to be a taxidermist, but just didn't have the right stuff. I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so. I used to be a tennis instructor, but it just wasn't my racket. I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.

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