Signboards
Over an antique shop: "Remains to be seen."
In a butcher shop window: "Never a bum steer."
On a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."
On a junkyard fence: "Edifice wrecks."
At a lumberyard: "Come see, come saw."
On a plumber's truck: "A flush beats a full house."
Over the psychiatrist's couch: "I shrink, therefore I am."
At Spooner's Tailor Shoppe: "It's our measure to pleat you!"
At the tire store: "We skid you not!"
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