I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. - Mark Twain  It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - Murphy's Law A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.  - James Agate I wasn't born a fool. It took work to get this way. - Danny Kaye Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion. - Thornton Wilder I might be a different kind of fool, but I ain't gonna be the same fool twice. - August Wilson Sir, I admit your gen'ral rule that every poet is a fool: but you yourself may serve to show it that every fool is not a poet.  - Alexander Pope No one but a fool is always right.  - David Hare The Constitution gives every American the right to make a damn fool of himself. - John Ciardi

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