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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks. What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving? Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven! What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!" How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll tell you at Christmas. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! What key has legs and can't open doors? Tur-key. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble. Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners! What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate? Fangsgiving! What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.

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