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Q: What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cock-a-doodle do something!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An egg roll!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
A: She woke up oily next morning.