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101Kidz
: Jokes : Animal Jokes
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Fly Jokes
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A spinning wheel!
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!
What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
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