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: Jokes : Kid Jokes
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Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?
A. We make perfect cents.
Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop.
Q. Why did the picture go to jail?
A. Because it was framed.
Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.
Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.
Q. Why did the robber take a bath?
A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?
A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A. Bare-foot.
Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A volleyball.
Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
A. No thank you, I am stuffed.
Q. What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A. Sneakers.
Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. I'll meet you at the corner.
Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A. So he could tie the score.
Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A. They both depend on the batter.
Q. What did the alien say to the garden?
A. Take me to your weeder.
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q. How do baseball players stay cool?
A. Sit next to their fans.
Q. What gets wetter the more it dries?
A. A towel.
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had too many problems.
Q. What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A. A refrigerator.
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