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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo, not who!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly Knock Knock jokes?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?

who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey Bee.
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
No they don't, they MOO!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Duey.
Duey who?
Duey have to keep telling Knock Knock jokes.