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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you! (I love you)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who? (Turn out lights)
Hey! Who turned of the lights?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben Dover.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give ya another joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Percy.
Percy who?
Precisely!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Imago.
Imago who?
Well, I guess Imago ahead and tell you.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Judo.
Judo who?
What, Judo know?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kook.
Kook who?
You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends this joke.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl you know unless you open the door.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know I can't remember.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
How many do you know?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's Tom Thumb.
It's Tom Thumb who?
It'th Tom Thumb-body opened thith door!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Archibald.
Archibald who?
Archibald on top of your head!