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Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Broccoli 
Broccoli Who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Dishes 
Dishes Who? 
dishes the FBI, open up 


Who's There? 
Cockadoodle. 
Cockadoodle Who? 
Not cockadoodle who, you silly chicken, cockadoodledoo! 


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Doctor Who? 
Doctor Who no longer on channel two 


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
William 
William Who? 
Williammind your own business???! 


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Art
Art Who? 
R2-D2


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who? 
Oh, donŽt cry. YouŽll be better soon.. 


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Mary
Mary Who? 
Merry Christmas!! 

Knock Knock
Who's There? 
House 
House Who? 
How soon do you want to hear a joke ??


Knock Knock
Who's There? 
Bless! 
Bless Who? 
Me! Who else! 


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah! Who? 
Yahoo, Let's Party!

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