Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. - Alan Minter, Boxer (Death after all is not that serious.)

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone, Actress (Is she truly clueless?)

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. - Anonymous Manufacturer (For those who were planning to fold it with the baby.)

You guys line up alphabetically by height. - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach (If you are taller than Jeff, just change your name to Shaun.)

The Internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate (Ain't he tech savvy?)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero (Why they can't do a simple thing like reading one's mind?)

Most of my clichés aren’t original. - Chuck Knox (No problem, it's cool.)