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101Kidz
: Jokes : Cat Jokes
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!
Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!
Why does everyone love cats?
They're purr-fect!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip!
What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!
What's a cat's second favorite food?
Spa-catti!
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!
What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Catsup!
Where do cats write down notes?
Scratch Paper!
What kind of cats lay around the house?
Car-pets!
How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!
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