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Cat Jokes

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies.

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls?
A: Because they love a good gag!

Q: Why does everyone love cats?
A: They're purr-fect!

Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!

Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
A: Catnip!

Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?
A: A paws!

Q: What's a cat's second favorite food?
A: Spa-catti!

Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
A: Catsup!

Q: Where do cats write down notes?
A: Scratch Paper!

Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A: Car-pets!

Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!