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Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
A: Cheer him up!

Q: Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
A: I don't know, is there one missing?

Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
A: Long distance!

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!