101Kidz : Jokes : Dinosaur Jokes   Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?  A: Eight! (ate)  Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?  A: Because they can't afford new ones!  Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?  A: That depends on how fast you carry it!  John: I lost my pet dinosaur.  Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?  John: What good would that do, she can't read!  Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?  A: Dino-sore!  Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?  A: Because they wouldn't take a bath !  Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?  A: Two dinosaurs !  Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?  A: Anything you want, it can't hear you! Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?  A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !  Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !  Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?  A: The dino-snore!  Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?  A: Tyrannosaurus tex!  Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?  A: Hello, hello!  Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?  A: Cheer him up!  Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?  A: Why, is there one missing?  Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?  A: Long distance! Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?  A: A Bronco-saurus !  Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?  A: DINOMITE! Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?  A: Any kind! A house can't jump!  Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?  A: Anything she wants!  Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?  A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!  Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?  A: Find somewhere else to sleep!  Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?  A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !  next

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