Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam!

Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
A: In the dark!

Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: Look for footprints in the pizza!

Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
A: She had to bring it back!

Johnny: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road.
Johnny: Well, why did the chicken cross the road?
Billy: To get away from the Triceratops!

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!

Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
A: Because there was something fishy about it!

Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
A: Eileen (I lean)!

Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl!

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
A: A dinoscore!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A: A Tricera-hops!

Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A: A Stegosau-rust!

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw!

Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A: A dino-sewer!

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Q: Where did the Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
A: A dino-see-saur!

Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
A: As fur as you can get!

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!

Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!

Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!

Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore!