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Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds...?

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso...
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow...
The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter...
The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund...
The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Peekasso Dog: Cross between Pekingese and Lhasa Apso!

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso...
The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel...
The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever...
The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound...
The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador...
The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer...
The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute...
The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier...
The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.