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Kid Jokes

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you mommy?"

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll

Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A: ME!!!

Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam!

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.