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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
--------Michael L

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
--------F Lebowitz

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
--------Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
--------Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-------Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
------Jerry Seinfeld

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