Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march.
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie.
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.