Funny Puns

• Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.

• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

• A radio personality in a parade gave a short wave

• Those who defy the agent of death will face Grim Reaper-cussions.

• A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

• If money talks, why do we need bank tellers?

• A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

• If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

• Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?

• Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

• The eagles club formed an add hawk committee.

• The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap.

• After the lawyer flushed the toilet, it went to the suer.

• Old milkmaids never die, they just kick the bucket.