101Kidz : Holidays : Halloween : Jokes


What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck!

Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because he was coffin.

Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
To get his boo-ster shot?

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie

Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
At the blood bank.

When does a ghost need a license?
During "haunting" season.

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately... Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment?
Tooth-Hurty (2:30)

What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello.

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a
drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.