: Cat Jokes
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!
Why do cats eat fur balls?
Because they love a good gag!
Why does everyone love cats?
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
What do you call it when a cat bites?
What's every cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What do you call it when a cat stops?
What's a cat's second favorite food?
What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit!
What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
Where do cats write down notes?
What kind of cats lay around the house?
How do cats buy things?
From a cat-alogue!