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Docter docter I keep thinking I'm a rubbish bin.
Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor doctor I keep forgetting things.
What was that?
What was what?!

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Pull your self together!

Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses.
Waiter: You certainly do, you've just walked into a fast food joint!!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor i feel a bit like a rubbish bin!
Doctor: Oh! what rubbish!!

What is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30 (tooth hurty)!

Patient: Doctor, doctor I only have 59 seconds to live
Wait a minute!

Doctor Doctor my wife thinks she's a piano.
Well bring her in
Are you joking, she's too heavy!

Why was the doctor mad?
Because he had no patients!

Doctor doctor! I think I am a worm!
Well then squiggle onto the chair!

My wife thinks she's a duck!
Bring her in so i can cure her.
But! She already flew south for the winter!

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a dog!
Well come and sit on the couch and we'll talk about your problem.
But I'm not allowed on the couch....!

Doctor doctor my mum thinks she's invisible
Where is she then?!

Dr Dr I fill like a dog.
How long this been happening?
Since I was a puppy!

A woman walked into a doctors office and said...Doctor doctor, it hurts all over...every time i touch something, it hurts.
Doctor: Well, I think You have a broken finger!

What time do you go to the Dentist?
Tooth hurty!

Doctor doctor I'm going to die in 4 minutes!
Wait 5 minutes!

Doctor, doctor! i swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
I feel baaaaad!

Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together man!!

Doctor doctor there is a strawberry growing out of my head!
That's easy just put some cream on it!

Doctor doctor I think I am a computer.
Hold on I will just connect you to the internet!"

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a bell!
Here, take these pills and if they don't work, give me a ring!"

Doctor! Doctor! my son has swallowed a pen!"
Use a pencil!