101Kidz : Jokes : Knock Knock
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Don't cry, its only a joke!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly Knock-Knock jokes?


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honeycomb your hair!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for dinner!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Beets
Beets who?
Beets me!


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur more cookies in the jar?


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Honey Bee
Honey Bee who?
Honey, bee a dear and get me a soda.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they MOO!


Knock, Knock
Who's there
Duey
Duey Who
Duey have to keep telling Knock Knock jokes.

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