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What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's
brain in the body of his dog? 
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. 

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? 
A blood hound. 

Why are black cats such good singers? 
They're very mewsical. 

What's a cold, evil candle called? 
The wicked wick of the north. 

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best? 
Hallowieners. 

Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"? 
In noisery school. 

What does a goblin shop for? 
Grosseries. 

How can you tell when windows are scared? 
They get shudders. 

What do you call serious rocks? 
Grave stones. 

Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience? 
She had to give a screech. 


Who are some of the werewolves cousins? 
The whatwolves and the whenwolves. 

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? 
A blood vessel. 

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's
brain in the body of his dog? 
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. 

Why are black cats such good singers? 
They're very mewsical. 

What's a cold, evil candle called? 
The wicked wick of the north. 

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best? 
Hallowieners. 

Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"? 
In noisery school. 

What does a goblin shop for? 
Grosseries. 

How can you tell when windows are scared? 
They get shudders. 


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