You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more then the collar, how much is the collar?
A nickel, the dog cost $1.05!
On my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear, every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats, every rat had 4 houses, every house had 3 mouses, every mouse had 2 louses, every louse had a spouse. How many in all are going to the fair?
Just me. The others were coming from the fair!
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?
A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
The catcher and umpire.
You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
Whatever color your eyes are because you are driving the bus.
Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Because he is still living!
There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
They were married.
That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Neither, the accountant was his sister.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest was still the highest mountain even before it was discovered!